2. Open gate from pasture.
3. Ask a group of horses to come into yard and chase out the ones who are fighting with each other (next time pick a smaller group).
4. Explain that they need to help “earn their keep” by mowing and fertilizing the yard (most will do this willingly once they understand the need).
5. Appologise profusely to wife for fruit tree damage.
6. Hurriedly erase horse tracks from flowerbeds and front porch.
7. Remind wife “you are saving money”.
8. Straighten chain link fence.
9. Get horse out of garage because child left garage door open.
10. Remove the “present” left by horse on welcome mat.